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“Sighting” appeared in the 20 December 2012 issue of Defenestration.

Jesus came down and said I could see him in French toast if I wanted.

I said, Jesus, addressing him directly, that’s pretty figgin clichéd. Jesus answered that that hurt his feelings because he’d seen me in a pancake. He might cry special tears now.

But Jesus is a manipulative son of a bitch. He’ll say anything. He’s a liar, by god, and I knew he was shitting me, and I told him to go fuck himself, which I guess not surprisingly, he can actually do and did do.

Seeing that once was enough. It ruined breakfast forever.

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